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Icka! M. Chif ([info]mischif) wrote,
@ 2008-08-25 14:46:00

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Current mood: busy
Entry tags:detective conan, kinkmeme, magic kaito

[Kinkmeme] Hatesex
Title: Hatesex
Author: Icka! M. Chif
Word Count: 268
Rating: Teen
Author Notes: Originaly posted on the DC_yaoi 3rd Anniversary Kinkmeme. Random funny. Would love to see more of this pairing because it'd be damn snarky.
Summary: Pairing: Heiji/Hakuba. Scenario: Hate sex at the Lavender Cabin.




When Heiji’s brain finally gotten around to rebooting itself and came back on line, he really wished it hadn’t.

He’d hated Hakuba Saguru pretty much from the first moment he’d heard the half-japanese blond’s sweetly sarcastic voice. Smug, arrogant, everything he could have disliked in a person right there in one pretty package. And as far as he could tell, the feeling was mutual.

Which is why he’d really, honestly, truly, planned on punching those conceited lights out the first chance he’d gotten.

Which was a bit of a big jump from that to rolling against one of the walls of the cottage they were staying in, hair and clothing in disarray as they pretty much rutted against each other. Not that it was bad rutting, it was going to take more than a handkerchief to get himself and his clothing clean, but his brain was now hurting from the fact that he’d juts made out with Hakuba.

The blond stiffened against him, putting the pieces of the past few minutes together as well. Heiji tilted his head back against the wood of the cottage, waiting for the outburst. Hakuba took a deep breath, then released it, leaning back but not stepping away. Heiji caught the blond’s eye, the two of them staring at each other for a long uncomfortable minute.

”This never happened.”

”Agreed.”

Glad they cleared that up.

They continued to stare at each other, the cool ocean breeze freezing the mostiure and liquid on their bodies. They really should head inside.

”I can’t stand you.”

“I can’t stand you either.”

”It was Stupid-“

”-Irresponsible-“

”-Poorly timed-“

”-Spur of the moment-“

”-Total-“

”-Mistake.”

”….”

”….”

”I’m in Osaka next week.”

”Lemme give ya my phone number.”

-fin-


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(Anonymous)
2008-08-26 10:25 am UTC (link)
XD This scene is brilliant! I love Heiji and Saguru interaction, and you can picture them very well. Another masterpiece, Icka. Thank you!
Lily

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[info]purplevks
2008-08-26 04:25 pm UTC (link)
*waves vaugely to show her love- tired from school*

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[info]morgan_idril
2008-10-07 12:48 am UTC (link)
Chortles away as I can see this ending. Hate you. No, hate you. NO hate you.......

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